Rocky horror picture show tonight was so good! 😍👏👑#rockyhorrorpictureshow #magenta #rocky #rockyhorror #crown #crowntheatre #maid
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
- Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
- Me: what kind of font is this?
The perfect response to a self-proclaimed nice guy complaining about girls friendzoning him.
"Holding people away from you, and denying yourself love, that doesn’t make you strong. if anything, it makes you weaker. Because you’re doing it out of fear. "